The Crimson Pirates try out their new disguises
on the streets of Key West.
"So, a lobsterhead, a pimp-daddy and a flame-head walk into a sexshop in Key West and the flamehead says to the monkey behind the counter (who had every right to be there because, after all, they do allow monkey-business in Key West)..."I'm hot... I'd like some 'sex-on-the-beach', please"... Well, the monkey replies, "I'm sure you would - but, we can't serve that here." Then, the lobsterhead says to the monkey, "I'm hungry... Have you got any 'tail'?'... "Well, no..." says the monkey "but, we got some condomints"... "We're not getting anywhere, here!" cried the pimp-daddy to his companions. "I'm gonna get me some pie!"... And with that remark. the pimp-dady, the lobsterhead and the flame-head stormed out of the sexshop and headed for the nearest key lime shop.... "What a bunch o' damn freaks!" said the monkey to his friend, the banana (who had just split from his girlfriend)..."They must be tourists!..." The end.